Smokin' in the Boys' Room

By: Christy Schultz

It seems that once again, a cloud of smoke has been seen wafting from the boys' bathroom this past week. A group of skittish-looking boys have been seen leaving the bathroom coughing, and Principal Dale is not happy.

An investigation is being launched, and Prinipal Dale and his henchmen (history teacher, Mr. Miller and gym teacher, Mr. Rasch) can be seen prowling around the men's room between each class in shifts.

Principal Dale promises, "3 weeks detention" to anyone who gets caught lighting up at school (teachers not included, apparently). I'm not a smoker myself, but a friendly warning to you all: Be on the lookout, unless you want to sit in Mr. Miller's history room after school for 15 days.